i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
(Source: poopflow, via smashingpumpk1ns)
whenever someone says that anal sex is gross because you poop out of your butt i just say that girls pee and bleed out of their vagina so yeah
Either this is written by a guy or this girl has no idea girls pee from a different hole , theres 3 holes down there love
(Source: theirs)
have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
(Source: battor, via smashingpumpk1ns)
I have reblogged this an innumerable amount of times and I won’t stop. The media spreads this false image to its viewers and we wonder why our self esteem as a whole is so distorted. It’s because the images so constantly shoved down our throats is.
wow
(Source: publicpolicebox, via smashingpumpk1ns)
if you’re viewing this blog in the year 3000 note that i am 100% in favor of robot/human marriage
Do we live underwater yet?
shout out to all the great great great grand daughters - you’re pretty fine.
(via thatasianwiththehair)
Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.
Amen
FINALLY someone says it
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